Not sure if you'll even make it this far to read this. I'm not sure about following through with it, but since there's this "Star Army" going around, it struck me with inspiration to come up with "Da Man Army." If you're interested in becoming a ball-cap wearing guy who shoots himself in the head in order to roast opponents, notify me in my message wall! Or don't!

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