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Old Spice Body Wash Story

Old Spice Body Wash boi

  • I love Old Spice Body Wash, Smell soooo good.
  • When I get out the shower, I whisper to myself "Pu, pu, pu, puh, Power!"
  • I then run outside naked, down the street, Everyone smells me.
  • I wasn't naked, I just happened to wear some clothes that made me look naked.
  • My chest hairs grew longer than a average dog's hair.
  • I grew a mustache longer than Old Spice Body Wash guy.
  • Old Spice Body Wash then came through my window, He told me..
  • "You will now receive the almighty power of Old Spice Body Wash Abs!"
  • I was so overjoyed, I was so happy, I couldn't believe it! It was finally true!!
  • ...
  • Then, I wake up, From a deep sleep, I said to myself..
  • "Was it a dream?"..

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My favorite food is: Pizza

My favorite color is: Purple and Red

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