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I identify as Heisenberg. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cooking blue meth in New Mexico to sell to disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being Heisenberg is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm in the process of smoking 50 cigarettes a day to get my lugn cancer going, and I've started with chemotherapy to lose my hair. From now on I want you guys to say my name "Heisenberg" and respect my right to cook 99.1% pure blue meth and manipulate the people who are the closest to me. If you can't accept me you're a heisenphobe and need to check your meth privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.