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Parody of Actual Cannibal Shila Labeouf.

Verse 1

You’re wandering in the servers. There’s no one around, And your gun is out of ammo. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, NotAsAlways. He’s following you bout 30 feet back. He gets down on speedhacks and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. NotAsAlways. You’re looking for the exit button, But you’re all turned around. He’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s hacks on his face! My gosh, there’s hacks everywhere!

Chorus:

Running for your life (From NotAsAlways.) He’s reloading a FAMAS. (It’s NotAsAlways.) Lurking in the shadows! Reason 2 Die Skrubby Hacker NotAsAlways. Lurking through the servers, (NotAsAlways.) Hacking for sport, (NotAsAlways.) Hacking all the bodies. Actual, hacking skrub NotAsAlways.

Verse 2

Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him, But you’re hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a hacker, You creep silently through the underbrush. Ah-Ha! In the distance, A small mod that can ban him. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It’s caught in a hack!

Chorus 2

Reporting NotAsAlways, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the admin, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you’re on the baseplate, Standing out there, NotAsAlways. Buying some more hacks, (NotAsAlways.) But he doesn’t hear you enter, (NotAsAlways.) You’re sneaking up behind him. Reporting Skrubby Hacker Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your stats with NotAsAlways, Wrestling a knife from NotAsAlways, Stab it in his torso. Safe at last from NotAsAlways.

Verse 3

You limp onto the main menu, hacks oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten NotAsAlways.

Chorus 3

WAIT HE ISN'T DEAD! NOTASALWAYS SUPRISE

THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD

AND DEATH IN HIS EYES

But you can do Mixed Martial Arts! Body slam skrubby hacker NotAsAlways. Legendary fight with NotAsAlways. Normal weekend night for NotAsAlways. You try to swing a katana at NotAsAlways, but blood is draining fast from boomer spray. He's dodging every swing, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. You're slicing off his head now... YOU HAVE JUST DECAPITATED NOTASALWAYS.

Verse 4

His body parts topple to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch a breath. You're finally safe from NotAsAlways.