Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-26128964-20150107044518/@comment-25298348-20150121014526

one time, my sister went to buy yogurt, but it wasn't yogurt

instead it was this disgusting motor oil, so she started licking it but then all her hair came out. so we glued it back on but then the glue went to her brain. we took her to the hospital and she went insane, so she jumped off the roof of the hospital and fell on a moving truck

shes not okay