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Day 357

Lego R. Fries' diary:

We're dead. Down on that ladder is an entire swarm of tanks. Sooner or later they'll pile themselves up and reach us. Here, I tell the story before it all happened.

We were just doing our usual business - kill some zombies, loot, and escape from that area. We were able to pack some supplies and ammo before leaving. But, suddenly, we've lost a man. He shouted "There's an entire horde of tanks! There's too many of them!" before getting slaughtered. We tried running away, but we actually heard the tank talk.

"butt hurt person alert weoweowoweowewo"

I leave this message to whoever will get it. Beware of...

tenk byers.