Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-26112413-20150409121540

(BEFORE you read all the things below: I don't think it should be approved at all lel)

1.German shepard

it a dog that can help you fight in combat and can be zombified too!

damage: 50 hp per bite

instant kill if bitten on the face.

if bitten on hand you'll be infected and after it reaches full bar you will walk insanely and shoot randomly and die in 10 second if not cured

2.UV light

Description 'Doc said do not get anymoar exposure 2 da sun but we got da real sun in da dark'

Effect: Does no shit

Special effect: if hitted on the face,instant kill for survivor or zombie.

3.New map

Africa

will kill everyone that isn't inside the house when it's sunrise

you can get out safely after the sun goes down

however Normal zomg can run on night.

survive for 6 months and you'll win the game.

This is for comedy purpose and not to be taken offended by anyone.

(whew.) 