Talk:R2D Wiki/@comment-25298348-20141119033951

Who says you can't mix halloween with christmas?

Introducing... The Sack

This is no ordinary hand bag.

It's material was ripped of from one of santa's underwear, hand woven.

If you look closely, you might find some original feces remnants from santa himself!

It even has a special little pocket in which you can hold candy in.

Totally not a shriveled up head from Lord Pumpkin.

Like, totes.

And look! If you forgot your ugly sweater to the ugly sweater party, you can easily throw it on yourself to substitute.

And if you call now, all your money will be donated to the Krieg Foundation!*

most likely will not*

And now a word from our sponser, Mcdonalds.

CEO of Mcdonalds: Hey all you retards! We spent like $100000000 dollars to support this ratchet hand bag! So if you don't buy it, I'll personally pay a visit to your house and set it on fire with you and your family in it! Have a toxic day!

Please, call 1-800-H@ND-B@G to order your bag. Or visit www.BigMoneyScheme.com to pre-order it for christmas.

Remember, you're helping a Krieg In Need get his sunny D if you buy it c: