Thread:Legofries/@comment-25988817-20150627140250

I'm gonna fly some planes into a couple buildings in Manhattan

I'm Osama, run tell Obama i'm your fucking uncle

I walk into a airplane like, bro man salam this will be bumpy ride put your seat belt on

I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies the pilot says

"DAMN SHOULD'VE RODE MY DONKEY"

It's about to get crazy when it's time to pray

I strap grenade to a baby

"Allah save me"

Happy Ramadamadamadingdong everyone let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me

"ok now turn left, I SAID TURN LEFT" "*Crashes*

"For everything else, there's mastercard"

Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot

Let's start over

"Hi we're gonna die here's plastic bag 4 cover bro, Hope ur in the mood for 72 virgins & i don't mean dudes that get your computer working"

I'll explain in the way that you can understand p;uitgf)(*&^vxzn/zjki;&%agfsbcsz dirkistan

"Hope ur planning on hearing bout great insurance offers cause this plane's bout to crash into some health insurance office"

U heard of One Direction?

I'm in AI Qaedirection my name is Zayn Hussein

I flew i plane on 9/11

Yes i may have let'em planes go too far

I meant to get'em back 2 Yemen 4 a new car

I'm the coolest guy every year at TerrorCon all the terrorist r like

"oh he got a telephone"

I'm gonna drive a cab but got only 20 bombs in my pocket

I'm Osama sorry 4 the drama where should i drop you off at

"Thank you"

I'm gonna drop some bags at the marathon up in Boston

"TOO SOON" *tick* *tick* *kabewm*

Shit i blew my balls off watchu know about explosive turbin on your noggin

Who u know been getting more Hate than Bin Laden

this n*gga will fuck ur kid & kidnap ur parents

One man's terrorist's Another man's Arab

I'm a bad man bitches i'm from Palistan which is in Afghanistan

I blew up Pakistan with a gas can come & find me everybody

I'm right here hide & go seek champion 12 years

I'm selling u Slurpees at 711 up in Dearborn chilling w/ saddam & his motha fuckas

I lead a Syrian rebellion motha fucka

I'm in New York on a welfare motha fucka

they be like "U must pay for 9/11"

I'm like "Bro, Can i pay you in Trident layers?"

I give you free Chili gift card and a bootleg Iron Man 3 & and Angry Birds t-shirt

I call that a gift from me to your nation

I call that a full 9/11 compensation

Now we're squared up & Kardiashians have always worked 4 me

I just wanna get that cleared up, anyone you see with a turbin is workin for me will we ever see middle east peace?

n*gga please They'll be always be 1 or 2 jihads at least watch me split a flow bro\

I got back hand like Macklemore a bitch walk up & I smack a whore

I'm gonna pop some caps homie got dynamite in my jacket

I'm Osama get ready 4 the summer shit's about to blow up

I wear the baddest robes

I chill w/ badass bros like David Allan Coe, AI Assad & Camel Joe

I wear the baddest bombs

I kill Americans

I win the marathons Taylor Swift has camel toe

I'm gonna fly some planes into a couple buildings in Manhattan

I'm Osama run tell Obama let me fly Air Force One

"oops" 