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Millenium 2391485234957238956278935637:

I have searched for the elusive Green Box for millenia...

Then, suddenly, what is that light in the snow?

Oh lord, it's the legendary Green Box!

I throw everything down and sprint like no tomorrow.

The object is almost in my grasp, looking so innocuous and ready to be reaped.

Then...

WHAT IS THIS?!

A foul looking man with a pistol takes the object from me!

He then dissapears from my sight, lost forever.

ONE DAY. I WILL FIND YOU. I WILL MURDER YOU. YOU BETTER HAVE A NIGHT LIGHT.