Thread:YouKnoeMe/@comment-25394521-20150522030548/@comment-26043932-20150527233450

Legofries wrote: Based on a true story, good lads.

Today, I met a female online. She's pretty, motivational, and overall very nice. We talked to each other in Skype and learned that we live in the same city, in the same village. We met often when we both biked around the village, and we visited each other's houses often. We both weren't rich, but we liked each other for what we were, and not what we have. She's a gamer, too, oddly enough.

I wondered - what if I tell her if I have feelings for her? Does she feel the same way I do to her? Maybe not, but it'd be worth the try, and it'd be the best day if she does feel the same way. So, I invited her over a dinner at McDonalds. We ate some fries and talked about our lives, and I said to her "lol, I'm eating my in-game self!", and she laughed. I loved her smile. It made me happy. So, I got my guts back up and said: "Hey, I have a question. It's not the usual question I ask you about games, but it's more about both of us. I'd like to tell you..." but she stopped me from talking and kissed me. She told me:

="Lego, what the absolute frick are you typing down on the Wikia?"= "Today, I met a female online."

Damn, your girlfriend is a dude.