Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-25414035-20150324010406

You shouldn't try this. It was stupid of me, but reasons.

Outside of my fence is a dark spot that is secluded with a forest next to it, I once saw guys rolling up green leaves into paper and got them arrested, since they are legalizing this shit, you know what I did? I saw guys licking leaves in their car rolling them into paper with a brown leather sack in the legwell with all this white powder and shit, so I get some stupid idea that was well thought. They left their car to smoke weed in the woods, so I write on a peice of loose-leaf, "I got photos and your plates bitch! Don' du drugs mayne, dey be bad fo you." I wrote it in a font you would see on a Slender page and drew a slender page type graphic of me snapping a photo of them in their car. I tape it to the driver's windshield, he comes back with his buddy and two girls. He walks back differently, he's stoned. He slumps over and reads the note and immediately, "WUT? OH SHIT, EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR! NOW!" They all get in in LITERALLY ONE AND A HALF SECONDS AND HE FLOORS IT AND TOKYO DRIFTS AROUND THE CORNER SLAMMING HIS REAR FENDER INTO A GUARDRAIL! Later I called the cops with his plates. Funniest shit ever. Again, it WAS stupid. 