Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-25532392-20150525093703/@comment-25393613-20150525123714

I'm Canadian but....

>be average 'murican white 250 kg guy

>drive my pickup truck to mcdonalds for breakfast

>order 5 big macs and 2 large fries with a tub of mountain dew

>tip the cashier $5

>everyone starts clapping

>get into my mobility scooter and leave the store

>start getting hungry again

>go to kfc next door

>get a light snack of 5 buckets of fried chicken

>man with turban walks in to kfc

>everyone pulls out phones and calls 911

>police come in with miniguns

>get shot 7 times in the process

>sue police for racism

>go to doctor to treat for injuries

>$470,000 plus tip