Board Thread:R2D - Questions Board/@comment-26484439-20150610194540/@comment-26043932-20150610214348

Hi, I'm Microsoft Mike.

Here's a step by step solution to fix your problem.

1) Sell/throw out your shitty Ipad. (Throwing out the Ipad is the best and quickest solution from my experience.)

2) Order a windows PC. (We recommend 8.1 pro if you want all the fancy features such as no start menu.)

3) Sue Apple. You will get free gold membership.

4) Enjoy your lifetime worth of MS points that we already cancelled.