Board Thread:R2D - General Discussion/@comment-26113984-20150305004322

If you are reading this, this may be the last time you're seeing one of my threads...

I got my ak-47 and katana ready...

Theres currently been a zombie apocalypse in North America right now...

It started in Flordia and soon spreaded like wild fire. A man went naked in the streets attacking and eating people. The other day an old lady attacked and ate her husband. Another man...tore up his stomach and started eating himself. He was eating himself out, he was eating himself out.

Listen to me guys. I have my weapons ready guys. I HAVE some form of weapons. If YOU have a weapon, then I suggest YOU start carrying it to bed to sleep with it. This could be a searius thing we have here...'''THIS IS SEARIUS. SO IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DEFEND YOURSELF WITH''' like you know. Something you can stab with. I meant stab a zombie not a person ZOMBIES ARE NOT PEOPLE...

If you think that for even a second, that someone is a zombie, DONT HURT THEM, tie them up though and call the atorities. Call le atarotard and have them come pick them up, cuz I think they have a cure i'm not sure. If you're living in the future and you're reading this, if you have a cure please come and find me. '''EVEN IF ITS LIKE 5 YEARS FROM NOW.  COME FIND ME AND COME HELP ME GET A CURE. CUZ I DONT WANNA BE A ZOMBIE. I DONT WANNA BE A ZOMBIE.'''

Theres 2 things im afraid of. Zombies and tornades. And gazeles, I hate gazeles. They look evil. Anyway, guys i'm being dead searius, guys please if you are reading this, arm yourself, defend youself, '''dont hurt anyone. '''Keep calm. '''TRY TO BE CALM. T-R-Y   T-O    K-E-E-P   C-A-L-M. '''And keep a good head on your shoulders. This may be the end. Okay. '''THIS MAY BE THE END. You dont know. No one just wakes up and says "Im gonna have a zombie apocalypse today." No one just wakes up and says that. "Hey Im going to go stab some zombies." You never know. So you know... Be prepared. BE PREPARED. '''If I dont have this thread up in a week, im dead. Or a zombie. I dont know, I might not. I may be a zombie-I might be running from one right now...'''I MIGHT BE RUNNING FROM ONE RIGHT NOW. '''Find me and protect me, im a good guy. IM A GOOD HUMEN BEING... This may be the last thread i'll ever make...To all my friends out there...I like you, I've always liked you. And for my trolls and haters...I forgive you...I FORGIVE YOU OK.

BYE 