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The great piano killer


 * See the great pianist rain pianos!*

People:Cool, raining painos, lets buy a ticket.


 * Doesn't notice the tiny print, high chance of death.*

Ticket Booth:Ticket is $1,000.

Person:Why so high?

Ticket Booth:DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO REPLACE PIANOS, AND TO MAKE A LIVING?

Person(scared...):Ok, 3 tickets.

Ticket Booth:Enjoy the show.

Pianist:Who will like someone play piano.

Audience:Me!

Pianist:Ok then...


 * plays piano*


 * piano rains from the sky, killing people*

And that is how you gain a profit.