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50 Shades of Place

>It was an average day, you decided 'Lets play R2D.' Upon entering the game you were bombarded with skids saying 'Ogm Placerebuilder!11One!' You figured it wouldn't hurt to confirm their presence, you opened the leaderboard to see it was true.

>Place then distinctively calls out your name, you shudder thinking you've done something wrong. Place then gives you a warm embrace, and caresses your face with their soft yellow hands. You start to blush as your eyes widen.

>Place then reads to you a page of poetry, as their crisp deep voice soothens you, you begin to take note of the words.

'When I'm not with you, I feel like the rain drops are boulders being thrown by tanks, when I see you, I sprint faster than a crawler to your aid, when I'm with you, I want to hold you tighter than a smoker's tongue.'

>Place proceeds to tell you 'The next update for r2d, will be my love for you. Prepair yourself for v54.'

Also inb4 'good read' and 'tl;dr'