Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-25361218-20141209061029/@comment-25361218-20141209063649

mod application;

i am 94 years old and i have amnesia (so i might forget i am a mod)

i have forgotten what gender i am... but oh well

i would like to be a mod because... um... so i can randomly prem ban people who i don't like, and all that stuff, which i'm not supposed to do but whatever.

my previous moderating experience was on a car (to hard to explain)

i am very responsible; yesterday i took out the rubish even though my doctor told me to stay inside cos of my broken hip and i only made my hip 237.53% worse.

i think i will be good at moderating because i always take my pills in the morning, and i drink Sunny D not prune juice.

i think that i should be a mod because it would look cool and people will look up to me and i can make them feel bad for not being mods

i think i should be a moderator because of it would make me look cool and everyone on the server would be less superior and i would shame them for not being mods

please make me a mod place or i will burn your house down and kill all of your family and burn your house down.

(oh and i fought in WW2 so i could realy help improve the tommy gun and the garand)