Board Thread:R2D - Suggestions/@comment-26149284-20150329211810

Seriously, PR has done NOTHING, and I'm not exaggerating, NOTHING to really improve zombies to make a noticeable good difference in balance. Let me run these arguments, and give them my counterarguments.

"Zombies are balanced"

No, just no. Do I even have to explain this?

"Stalker is balanced/OP"

Are you kidding me? Once the Wannabe Survivors wanted to nerf the Stalker and took away his ability to permanently throw people off the map (now they respawn with all of their things), they are just useless. Plus, only buy once and will die with said Survivor if a zombie kills them.

"But, but, Reposition/Radar Tag"

Reposition sometimes still has you at the same spawn, and why should you use it even though you'll die in 2 seconds? Radar Tag is very situational.

"But, but, C4 Crawlers"

Easy to kill. Next.

"Survivors aren't OP"

Are you serious? They have all of these OP gadgets and gizmos while zombies only just have Reposition, Radar Tag, and C4 Crawler. Next.

"Tank is fine as it is"

But when someone tries to buff it, everyone gets angry. Considering most of the playerbase has AK or above. Seriously, Tanks are 100 walking dollar bills.

"But, but, Charged Tank"

It's not released. Plus, you always know PR doesn't even check to correctly balance things.

"But, but, Tank Spamming"

Really? That many tanks can't kill you. Your OP, remember?

"But, but, Crawler is OP"

Why? Same as others.

"AIs can make a difference"

Of how much money the Survivor makes. Useless piece of junk.

"I'm skilled"

Most of the playerbase isn't skilled with zombies, that's just you.

"Teamwork makes Zombies win"

Sometimes, but mostly you'll still get kids that can't even have teamwork. Even then, you'll still get mauled by AKs, Miniguns, etc.

"Zombies win most of the time"

Nope. All these reasons above are why they don't.

"Smoker update with more chance of spawning"

Really? They still most of the time can't do anything

"But, but, Edgar"

Rare zombie, and still being able to die in 2 seconds or less.

Anyways, what are your thoughts about this? 