Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-26112413-20150318083330

You will need

Courage

Insurance

Optional

Splinter

When u r 1nc0unt3r1ng a tank in r2d make sure you do dis



Now if tank throw a boulder at you

your hands will either broken or torn apart

but you'll survive the brain trauma

Incase your arms only just broken

Do some first aid dummy

Incase you lost your arms

Say goodbye to your friends and scream YOLO

If you're still alive and the second boulder is coming

use your remaining legs and kick the boulder away

now you'll probably immobilized and dead in 10 seconds.

incase you still have 1 arm left and 3rd boulder is coming

Throw a gun (pistol) at the boulder silly

now you survived about 3 boulders

Incase the 4th boulder is coming

you probably don't have any arms or legs anymore

try headbutt the boulder

you have 0.66666 more percent of surviving with insurance.

this thread is for educational purpose only do not try this at home.

may cause injury (100% sure cause injury) 