Talk:Home Page/@comment-25298348-20150124004109/@comment-25298348-20150124014714

"get a bicycle"

you think i didn't try

i found one, fixed it up, hopped on and started to ride

only a few minutes later did some maniac with a starter gun and hatchet ride up behind me and decapitate me

tfw you're a FPS and rarely get out of the mode