Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-26112413-20150331095616

(BEFORE U CONTINUE READING ALL DA THING BELOW I WANNA WARN U DIS THREAD CONTAINS SUM GAPHIC CONTENTZ WHICH MAY DISGUST YOU OR WORSE)

hello dere its n00b d0va keen

2 day ima be teching u how 2 cook a food

2 day we'll be cooking egg roll da food dat Asian fave it.

u will need



1 dirty/clean toilet who care lel



1 to 2000000000000000000000000000000000000 eggs



2 Lighters or 2 blowtorchs I dun even care.

2 rolling pins



1 hand (your bare hand or someone else's hand me dun care.)



1 Excalibur (or either chainsaw)

1 plate or either 1 wooden table

First u crack 9999999999999999999999999 eggs inside ur toilet

den u cut someone else's hand with ur Excalibur or chainsaw

u use it to put all da eggs in place

(WARNING: Do not flush da toiless)

den u ignite da egg inside da toilet with lighter

incase u lost it because ur hand holding skillz r horrib

get da second 1

nao u take da cooked egg 0ff da toilet and put it in a plate

and wot about da wooden table?

u smash it with ur martial art skeel or either raig it lel

den u do watever it take 2 make it egg roll by using rolling pin

now u had da egg roll folkz

here da latest eggroll me made



P,S 1 person had gone 2 hospital 2 day 4 eating mai thing cuz its 2 good 4 u

nao I had 2 go flush mai toilet before sum1 caught me bai guyz! 