Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-26128964-20150107044518/@comment-25910702-20150107060820

Once I was stealing mail (4-6 years old) and this guy in his car saw me with his mail, so I shoved it in my shirt and pants and tried to get on my bike(but my house was only 2 houses away) and he ased my name, I said nate even tho it was not) and then he ased where I lived (P3rv) I told him the house I lievd in was the house next to mine (I said: I live in that house *points) but my hosue is the one with a hill that goes down and I picked that house because for the door, theres like 3 feet of stone so you cant see him from sideways, when he was talking, I grabed the rest of the mail and got on my bike and FLEW DOWN the hill and skidded into the garage and shut it. I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN HIM SAY "Where the f*ck did he go?"