Board Thread:R2D - Questions Board/@comment-25394521-20150405114558/@comment-25394521-20150425133124

Ben5917 wrote: ayy lmao

How 2 be an MLG Quack Scooper I replied fast because I answered a question like this before. lel

Alright. Here's the full guide. -Always, always and always say "get rekt m8" when you kill someone - whether it was a tank or a fight in FFA.
 * 1.) Be a scrub. Examples below.

-Use all the variations of "get rekt m8" such as "rekt", "git rekt", "git rekt m89", etc.

-Use any dank meme that may apply to the situation, for example "i got smoker'd. thank snoop dogg", "fite me 1v1 me in olirgi imma rekt u so hard", etc.

-Spam FFA as this is your chance to noscope some scrubs. -By doing this, using that 4000$ reliable M110 Sniper rifle can give you the chance to say "ooooh ooh oooh git nuscuped m8!!1"
 * 2.) Use sniper.

-This weapon is effective in FFA and is good enough in normal zombie rounds.

-Before you shoot, always press W, A, S, and D in a really fast manner. This is known as your "360 nu scuoopppp rekt m89"

-It's good with MP5 or any other good secondary (ex. Chain, Kat, Bat, Tinpot, etc) -This will serve as your MTN DEW.
 * 3.) Drink ENRGY.

-You know why it's MLG. -After that, go edit your video and put all the dank memes. ALL OF THEM (that you may know).
 * 4.) Record all your funniest/most MLG moments.

Alright, thanks for asking!

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but w8 m8

did u see dat??//

let's see that again

there r 4 steps in this post

this post is singular (there are no other mlg guides)

4-1=3

a triangle has 3 sides

loominarty confirmed